@armisteadab
The 2021 resume just being his name and 'JavaScript' kills me.
@alohotranks
Worst part of this is the fact that both are the same company just 4 years apart 💀
@ITR
Companies use AI to decide who gets the job, so the job-seekers use AI to get the job, so the employers use AI to detect who is using AI, so making these AIs ends up becoming an industry providing exactly 0 value.
@katana2k
"We spent 10 months mismanaging an important project and now we need somebody to come in and take responsibility" - Every Job
@lolmhao
you know, it's really nice seeing some lucky devs branching out to other fields like youtube skits so that they can make a more livable income
@MakeKasprzak
"Be happy you're not a gamedev". Too real 😭
@potatoModel
Worked as a SDET for 5 years at a company, got laid off. Saw position for SDET for a consulting company, applied, got hired, was placed working at my old company as a consultant doing the same job.
@Indro57
"You are making minimum wage, are you planning to live forever" 💀
@Alexander-Hatala
“Our AI model is… running on a PRAYER”. Sadly this is very true for a lot of firms I’ve worked alongside recently
@jimbarino2
Good news, guys! I was laid off from the job I got in 2021 and after only 6 months, I got an offer at 40k less than I was making!
@parker_radford
Applied to 400 jobs and have gotten a total of 20 responses back! All rejections obviously, but sure it's progress
@ValiantValium
Yes, I got my CS degree. Yes, I am looking into becoming something productive, like a bus driver.
@Babbili
"let me read the job offer first then i get back to you" i really said that in 2021 with the same level of confidence 😢 those days
@thunderchild4816
When I interviewed for my current job back in 2016 I'm told there were 16 others the recruiter presented and none of them actually knew much about software development. I was also the only one who used SQL. I had an interview recently and the technical went wonderfully, but then they decided they didn't want to hire anyone. I'm not sure what lesson to take from that.
@masterprogrammer8332
At my first job in 2011, I was hired in a few days after my application. I did not have a chair yet on my first day, or a computer, only a desk. It was on the way with priority mail, and my second day was spent assembling my chair and computer. On the first month, I had 2 holidays. I paraglide and when the weather was looking good in the morning, I phoned in that I'll go paragliding. HR just laughed when I called in the morning, they knew what was going to happen. I was allowed to do this, because they knew it's very easy for me to jump into any job. Looking back, those were crazy times :D Also the best period of my life.
@DavidJohnsonFromSeattle
This was over a decade ago. I was still in college applying to Google. I was told to take off my tie as it might intimidate my interviewer...
@madmartigan1634
Worst one for me: Intuit invited ~50 people to an 8-hour event of round-robbin style interviews, games, activities, campus tour, and orientation, all to compete for 1 job position. I'm still annoyed when I think about it and opted to write my own tax software instead of using theirs out of spite.
@Steven_Olson
95% of job posts currently: Required: 9+ yrs exp Front End (React AND Angular), Back End (Node.js AND C#), SQL, NOSQL, Kubernetes, Networking, Design, AI, Sorting Algorithms, Nuclear Fusion, and Sheep Herding. Preferably 13+ years of all the above.
@kellymoses8566
kombucha sommelier is a hilarious concept.
@kailentit