@nathaDcocoa

"Somewhere, they say you can have a poker face, but I don't think you can have a poker body"
Best quote, gonna remember that

@malakoueslati1951

Imagine having him as your father and you're trying to sneak out xD

@PotatonyTomatony

Opens mouth
FBI: ur about to say something

@jamessurprisal2286

An important caveat is that when interviewing anyone, you need to establish a “baseline” for their individual body language. Maybe they are naturally more nervous or nervous because of the situation. So you first ask questions you already know answers to to see how they react. Watch how they move when they tell the truth. Figure out their “normal”. Then, you can ask calculated questions and see if there is deviation. You are looking for clusters of indicators - not isolated indicators.

@RichardsWorld

When an FBI agent marries a psychologist.....  fireworks.

@MegaJiffyman

Me at 2 Am unable to sleep
Youtube: wanna become sherlock holmes?

@uthandophumelele

03:08
imagine being captured by the government just because of how you held flowers...

@hyuns5671

"We choose the clothes that we wear."
When you're too broke to wear what you want :(

@tomatoboi5735

Me: basically sleeping

FBI agent: Yep,this guy planning something

@BrianArons

Imagine going to a job interview and seeing him...

@makuahine_anya3759

Me: bites lips
Him: You watch hentai dont you.

@ukaszkasprzak4983

I'm an Eastern European and I can confirm that carrying flowers facing downwards is something I'd definitely do and see nothing strange about it

@sebastianrivera8913

Me: DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING


FBI Agent: “Why is your blink rate at more than 8 per minute, what are you hiding?”

@isaacto8441

Someone: *breathes

Nobody:

FBI agent: let's stop it right there. Now that's actually very interesting...

@idanw22

me: sneezes 
FBI Agent: "its over for you osama bin laden"

@brayan2002bc

Me: * putting my hands behind me  because my back hurts*
Fbi agent: yea he's the murder

@blondwiththewind

Me:   I avoid shaking hands with people.  
FBI:  Antisocial?
Me:  Health care professional.

@stingmlbb4437

Me: *Swallows*

FBI Agent: ”GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR NOW”

@michaeIaa

me, a fidgety individual with anxiety:
foot shaking, arms crossed, legs crossed, randomly cracks knuckles 

FBI: 
OPEN UP

@Unicornstarchild

This is the most interesting thing I've seen in a long time. I can feel this guy's passion and attention to detail. The way he described seeing pertinent nonverbals jumping out at you as if a caricature when played at double speed was INCREDIBLY perceptive. I'm so intensely interested in this individual and his affinity to human behavior.