@secondpsycho6577
Plot Twist: Imagine a Fantasy Medieval Setting with Werewolves, Dwarves, Elves, Wizards Magic and all that, but there's a secret group of underground people who know that firearms, cell phones and the internet exists.
@lukevankleef4245
A story about a vampire dictatorship actually sounds really interesting.
@elijahmuller5041
Also just ignore the fact that moonlight would also kill vampires since moonlight is sunlight reflected off the moon
@crycrybribri
I love how werewolves and vampires, wich are basically aligorations for serial killers and rapists have somehow become love interests for teenage girls.
@graup1309
You actually forgot about the part where the main character bumps into a guy who tells her about the secret world that her parents had been hiding from her for her entire life for no reason except 'we wanted to protect you because we knew you are the chosen one so NOT training you seemed like the best thing to do.'. She then of course falls in love with that guy. By the end of the first book she finds out, that they are actually probably siblings (extra points for plot twist if the villain also happens to be part of their family). Still want to make them falling in love? No big deal: Someone can just tell them that they got lied to and actually aren't related at all. You can repeat this as many times as you want.
@lemonmelon1883
You forgot something. We also have to make the main protagonist stumble and trip a lot, especially in front of her lovers, so that she appears needlessly clumsy and make sure she's caught by one of the lovers if they're nearby
@janeyrevanescence12
"A world ruled by vampires where humans are oppressed into chattel slavery sounds utterly boring. Who would read that?" Okay, who really wants to read that story?
@RequiemPoete
I am now adding: " Bro, do you even sparkle?" As part of my list of insults.
@realkosherpork9223
It's sad, urban fantasy has so much potential.
@Sebascadpi
And remember, our protagonist must certainly have an strange name. That's absolutely important for our plot to be consistent and our world to be more realistic.
@TheCow-j1l
vampires are zombies aristocrats, everything a woman wants... a dead millionaire.
@TheFlauschig
I'm rooting for the tentacle monster in this love dodechedron!
@JenamDrag0n
"After all, this is an escapist romantic fantasy, not a biology lesson" Me: a biology nerd who would be legit thrilled to see an escapist romantic fantasy with said biology lessons.
@shanemacmillan5732
"...love dodecahedron." That is the most terrifying thing I've heard in years.
@MicDISCO
"Do we need a love triangle? Of course not!" OH THANK GOD! "We can have a love dodecahedron!" OH GOD KILL ME!
@sleepybrownbear
I fell in love with my sandwich yesterday, but then formed a love triangle with some pizza.
@soapblocks
looking at you, twilight.
@randominternetuser5872
I probably would buy a book about the story of a man falling in love with his sandwich Just so I can say "hey guys! I bought a book about someone falling in love with a sandwich!"
@jezchantler5331
the love dodecahedron kinda makes sense, but why is the angel having an affair with the fire hydrant?
@frydfish4934