@JVGaming123
"the blindr tilt wand is sold separately" so accurate
@zedspoint4614
I can’t believe this man just rendered a whole ass blinds for a parody video. What commitment
@dazzlingdexter5060
Those blinds would be 500+ and would be upgraded every three months and raise the price by at least 100$ and somehow making the previous blinds obsolete
@ahwhite2022
The deliberate poses and hand gestures had me rolling, and the sneaker squeak was genius.
@OfentseMwaseFilms
That intro is everything! I WANT THAT BLIND!
@hosatk
I love how the tilt wand is sold separately for $249, Ha!
@Subh8081
The answer about the plans for the next 5 years was spot on as how companies use jargons to obfuscate the fact that they themselves are unsure what the plans are.
@oc2397
The CGI is immaculate, but the hand gestures are what made this
@dandean4744
Did you forget to mention how apple increases privacy? "To ensure your privacy, blinder 2.0 will be sending constant live stream video of your bedroom to our ai servers. When the ai detects you are undressing, the blinds will automatically shut." "PS: some images may be retained for user training and review of the ai engine"
@bawad
prediction: Blindr will pivot to Grindr for blind dates
@SilentMemer
They could sell iAir without a problem
@rico1346
I don't think I have ever seen a sponsorship so well integrated into a video before; no ad segment but built right in. Massive props to this guy 💯
@jonathanbishopmusic
I love my Blindr blinds. Everyone who makes fun of them for being $1000 per blind plus $249 for each sold-separately motor plus the monthly activation subscription fee is just jealous. It's actually a good price when you consider the quality, and now with their new family subscription plan I can use all the blinds in my house for only $79 a month. These blinds just work once you install all the compatible Blindr windows. In fact, it's so convenient and special that I don't think I can live with anyone who doesn't exclusively have Blindr blinds. It ruins the whole network when one person in the household uses non-Blindr blinds, because it then shows that window as a green window rather than a blue one in the Blindr Home Control app's 3D model of my home.
@NaThingSerious
You missed the part where to save on packaging all panels are sold individually at your local apple store and if one becomes damaged, they are still available at the apple store for the small price of $299 per panel, and if you decide to replace it with a non apple certified panel, all other panels will refuse to rotate and will actually go see through. All of this is of course for the safety of our users as we don’t want them being spied on by counterfeit products, but they can worry no more as our blindr has an individual camera and audio recorder in each panel so that everything you say and do is recorded for our… market research.
@calitts4708
This guy was able to create the most entertaining NordVPN ad I've ever seen.
@cakework9584
Love the color selection. So diverse and beautiful. I cant decide which one i want so i think ill buy them all!
@sded7126
Oh my god the amount of effort put into this is just mind boggling
@Meriphistimo
THAT was a masterpiece. You can actually see how a startup with a glossy pitch can get off the ground, and then fail because they don't know WTF they need to do to run a company.
@loopyzreal
I'm kinda convinced Joma will actually make blindr a reality once he secures the funds.
@jomakaze