@forcomments2804

"You are muted"

Oh man lol

@fauxhound5061

"Look how they massacred my code.."

@2A9D8F

You are muted was gold

@masatofujimura4865

Without exaggeration, I have never ever seen such an accurate representation on how stand ups go. Word by word, I’ve heard it all. I’m dying πŸ˜‚

@Retruntobase

"Let's not dive into technical staff, we can stay after the stand up if you want". OMG, our project manager said exactly the same yesterday, word by word πŸ˜…

@justarandomperson4237

"The only thing we do efficiently, is exceeded stand-up time"

I'm fucking dying. 🀣

@johndorian473

In our retrospective board I wrote we have too many meetings. And the solution they came up with was to literally have a meeting about it

@calendar6526

"Meeting about improving our meeting efficiency"
Ah yes, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@KdeMamKurvaTrsatko

There is always that one mf who starts describing some issue he encountered, derailing the standup into half tech support half arguing for the next 15 minutes.

@redoberon

"You are muted..." I lost it

@mothwaltz4163

"Thinking is free. It does not show in JIRA ticket." 😭😭😭 I just had to subscribe.

@TheHappyKamper

My manager: "OK, we need to have tight standups. Save all questions and discussion till after."
Also my manager: *Asks a bunch of questions, and for updates on meetings she bailed on.*

@Eghizio

This is a documentary 🀣

@b166er0

This is so accurate that I want to cry of happiness, it's not just me πŸ˜‚ You sir, are a true genius.

@ZM-dm3jg

As someone who has had 1 hr 30 min stand-ups for months now that are meant to be 15mins, i felt the ending.

@richardlamond7767

I started with laughter. I ended with tears, as the harsh reality of my existence was shown to me so clearly against the backdrop of a cinematic masterpiece.

@computerhoofd

Man this is good and accurate haha. Cracked me up with the β€œYou’re muted” partπŸ˜‚

@emtydoctrine

What's funny about this is that it is all true!  For my team we have countless Agile meetings like backlog grooming, retro, product roadmap, etc. And we barely get anything done, but then leadership wants to know why work isn't getting done on time.  I love this video!

@musculusiv4172

"so yesterday I was working at the api integration..."

That look from Vito sent me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@007Rincewind

The ending, bring in the PM to make it worse. 

I could almost feel the twice daily emergency status meeting incoming with all hands on deck!