i love how im unneccesarily fast to this mans shorts
Pain. Got laid off, spent 6 months finding another job, worked there for 2 years and accidentally became more knowledgeable than people who were previously my bosses, get laid off
the blurred feet 😂
"Buy an ergonomic chair and sit like a shrimp on it"
1. Apply for many jobs. 2. Finish coding questions 3. Four rounds of coding interviews 4. Hiring freeze 5. Keep apply until you broke 6. Work in a warehouse until you pay the debt Loop
Bro went through the 19 stages of grief😭
Those companies really treat you like family: DISAPPOINTMENT!
1. Get offered really good salary and unlimited PTO 2. Accept job 3. Grow disenchanted with the expectations, grow sick of being on call 24/7 and start hating the spaghetti codebase and the fact that you never have time to address tech debt 4. Start looking for new job 5. Repeat
ah yes disappointment we meet again
Got the McDonald's uniform in your closet calling to you like it's the Green Goblin mask
That's not even remotely off. Like my God this is absolutely fucking spot on
The fake passion is a must. If you're really desperate try to get a job on a government contract. There's so much turnover. Stay long enough to get some experience and a clearance (if possible). Then start job hopping.
Why is this so accurate. At this point i just laugh at my pain
“DISAPP-“ 😂
i like how his wallpaper is himself
That’s me right now. I’ve sent dozens of applications and either have not heard back, it’s a scam and you have to pay for their course to be qualified for the “job”, it’s a poorly paid job with a programming language I’ve never heard of, or they just reject me. I might as well just start my own company instead
No company ever has enough time and money to build software right, but they always have enough to build it again.
THE LAYOFF HITS ME LMAO
The la croix pileup is too relatable. About to go grab another rn actually.
@Adix_Null