@timmy7201
I've 7 years of professional experience, as a fulltime software engineer... I've delivered zero projects to customers, all projects got canceled halfway development... I've 6 years experience, as a parttime freelance software engineer... I've 5 successful delivered projects (one every year), currently working on the 6th project...
@s1v7
"politics over progress, processes over logic, emotions over process" - the base. the essence of any enterprise.
@snocoldman
“I’m not saying they know what they’re doing, I’m just saying I really don’t care.” Honestly, based.
@impossibur
"I have never used our product" accurate
@Arkreiner
The constant "I don't have access." "Make sure you get access." Is too fucking real. I have been waiting over 2 months to gain access to a Microsoft dashboard to do a part of my job. Damn agile environment
@KnightMirkoYo
"We have a tool to consolidate our documents... my downloads folder" So accurate
@frankyfraaank
"I'm gonna issue a Jira ticket, but I'll send it by email... so you will forget." God damn you, product manager.
@sstranger1007
The first sentence "I identify problems in the project early .. and silence them." Gold!
@rokker333
I swear, this YT channel is Dilbert for a modern world. Insanely accurate. I don't get a salary, I get pain compensation.
@squetch8057
3:00 "i could build the entire app in Excel, but i don't get paid to do that, i get paid to remind the engineers of that". That is the line
@OviDB
“I take in 9 hours of work toxicity every day — show me an AI that can do that” BRILLIANT 😂
@jpbastyr
scarily accurate "nobody has a clue what we're doing"
@sethstor
"This was a management decisions and I will not question it... I am not saying they know what they are doing, I am just saying I really don't care"
@sean6793
The fact that I didn't realize it was a joke initially when he said, "I don't have any new ideas that's a different department", because I've worked in several businesses where that is quite literally the case made me sit back and stare at the ceiling for a bit.
@yrtepgold
"I align stake holders, various cross functional teams, listen to their needs and requirements... And silence them." 😂😂😂 Top Tier Product Management.
@PrivacyRevocation
"we did not meet our OKRs this quarter, we need to change our OKRs". Just came out of a company where this was actually the case.
@datadrivendev
"I get paid to remind the engineers of that" epic
@practical-dreamer
I’m surprised this video upload made it past corporate security.
@dubhd4r4
"If we can clarify in an email I set up a meeting, if we need to set up a meeting, I send an email. One must not be predictable"
@Hobbitstomper