@teiman

"I wish I could fire everyone, except the hot secretary" - Every CEO, seems

@opensourcedev22

Another MBA , who saw a PowerPoint at the local conference is now convinced, that the perpetual motion machine will obsolete any new engines. That's it. Games over.

@HystericalLich

This is rich coming from a company whose AI was previously discovered to just be a bunch of people in India

@mornwind318

Most developers aren't coding

Most developers are in AGILE HELL

@ironheavenz

The amount of disrespect people treat the average software engineer with is astonishing

@guidoferri8683

"The end of forks is near", said CEO of spoon factory

@Ziko2687s8

Apparently developers will be replaced by highly efficient prompt engineers. 

Only requirement: 10 years of exp as a dev

@luismiguel5391

This next new product would render developers obsolete. It's so revolutionary we need to hire a lot of developers for making it.

@TheCameltotem

If developers can be replaced then any desk job can be replaced.

@tyson31415

I've been coding for 38 years, I have 2 local AI's on my home network.  AI's WILL NOT replace human programmers.  They can help one, but they do not have the ability to imagine a new thing.  All they do, is take the stuff we humans wrote, and slam it together, like a 1st year programmer copy-pasting code out of stack exchange.  CEO's typically have almost NO technical knowledge.  They sure think they do, though.

@kindoblue

As a programmer, the core of my job was not typing on a keyboard or coding or meeting or else: it was pondering in solitude details nobody has never cared and taking 2000 microdecisions that nobody will ever know. That solitude, my friend, was my job. AI can weep my ass

@davidp.7620

We're ten years into self-driving cars being three years away

@joecairns21

Notice the CEO's never predict that an AI will take half of CEO jobs in x months.

@OiAndrey

Saying AI will replace developers is like saying, "Accountants are useless because we have calculators now." or "Why get H&R Block to do your taxes, you can find a PDF of the Income Tax Act online bro. It's a fundamental misunderstanding of what people actually do for work.

@MauricioMartinez0707

"If you go forward 20 months from now,... It's possible that most developers are not coding" bro that's right now. I've got 6 hours of meetings tomorrow

@orderandchaos_at_work

Can we all agree AI should replace Project Managers ASAP

@alevyts3523

Early perceptions of compilers in the 1950s: "With the development of compilers, programming will soon be as simple as writing English, and the need for professional programmers will diminish."

John von Neumann (attributed): "We have created a machine to do all of our work; soon, there will be no need for mathematicians or programmers."

Howard Aiken: "Only six electronic digital computers would be required to satisfy the computing needs of the entire United States."

@F_C...

"Accountants and bankers can stop doing math once the calculator takes over"

@Aliamus_

I love it when someone in a, non-transferable, completely unrelated position, tells me how my job should be done.

@pepperoni-pizza2457

Soon chat gpt will replace CEO because they only do four things:
-Increase product price
-Fire people
-Invest more in R&D
-Buy other companies