@neonisirrelevant
"absolute galactic threat menace of a sister, Melissa Hastings" is the most accurate description of early seasons Melissa I've ever heard
@Lucy-fn9rj
my favorite thing about toby is that he spent the basically whole first season just being a nice person and the show’s framing of it was “what a suspicious weirdo”
@leftpawedpolarbear
Obsessed with the way the writers apparently went “Ok Aria’s thing is English so we’re gonna surround her with people whose names are inexplicably related to the English literary canon. Her father will be Byron, her childhood friend will be Holden, her love interest will be a Fitzgerald. We will do nothing remotely similar for any of the other characters.”
@sglauney
gotta respect allison for just never doing the right thing, even when it's easy
@makaylab.1616
Allison was so busy the day she died that I'm surprised that she didn't really die by exhaustion.
@ellag3265
I think Ezra should have been A. Making him the big bad would have been the funnest way to teach all those teenager shippers that teacher-student relationships are actually super creepy.
@omari9593
My favourite Hanna quote: "Jenna can't hear us, she's blind."
@nullskey8370
the amount of times something wild is followed by "and it never comes up again" "and we never find out why" "it contradicts a previous point and is just there for no reason" is hilarious
@sssabbb
"jenna can't hear us, she's blind" must be the BEST line on the show
@Rose.J.Makeup
You know if I was Melissa I’d be less like “omg my sister is a skank” and more like “why are all my boyfriends into grooming my younger sister and her young friends”
@emdawulf
"Pam invented homophobia. Jenna invented the flute." wheezing
@Wolfwow5
Melissa have terrible taste in men. They all try to hook up with her 14-16 sister. And Melissa always blames Spencer for it.
@plushdragonteddy
i love that the phrase “minimizes her slay” could mean anything from a breakup to literal murder and it would track either way
@Graceisprobablyonline
Honestly these girl bosses just need to stop having sleepovers in Spencer’s barn
@claytonj9060
“Mona escapes Radley by literally walking out the front door”
@polaszewczyk
„Call off your techno boy - toy, or i will tell everyone what your mom keeps in the lasagne box” is my favorite quote EVER!!! 😭😭😭
@marisollopez9783
The fact that Allison is dead for so long and is still the main character is honestly a slay
@maddisonle-guier1112
The fact that the writers didn’t have this kind of wall going is why the show didn’t wrap up all the plots.
@daniellelohrenz7602
“we find out jenna has a seeing eye dog named shadow, shadows really cute, we never see shadow again” this line summarized the whole show and im here for it
@JennyNicholson