That was the most perfect choice of words ๐ This line was my favorite โtoday is Wednesday, I donโt understandโ ๐
If I were a Japanese passenger, even a first time flyer, I would not be mad. This would brighten my day honestly. ๐๐๐
I would definitely not complain if I were a passenger, that's hilarious
"Took Japanese in college" doesn't even remotely suggest "Fluent in industry-specific technical Japanese with all the correct clauses and honorifics".
I love when people hear me speak Spanish and they donโt know it. They think Iโm doing great but Iโm literally just telling the customer โif you speak slowly I can understandโ ๐
Just a random Japanese passing by. Your pronunciation is great! And with that awkward announcement, we'll know what's going on behind the scene๐
If it was my language, I would either laugh and respect the hustle or not even realize what happened because I'd have noise-cancellation on.
When my coworker told a Korean woman, I knew chinese and could speak to her ๐(I was studying japanese btw) Definitely mortified. Her ex-husband was Vietnamese, btw. Thankfully, the Korean woman knew a good bit of japanese too because of her parents. She dropped a hint to my coworker that them knowing the language was against their will. But not many people in the South know or understand why it's offensive. She was a kind woman, I felt bad and explained to my coworker later.
As someone who speaks Japanese, your pronunciation was actually pretty good
Wow your pronunciation is actually very good. You SHOULD be proud of it
My first language is Japanese, honestly you pronounce it quite well !! I was shocked because I was expecting some mediocre stuff but it was good !?
Own the hustle. You spoke the truth! My cat is indeed Fat. Haha.
When you said โthat was like eight years ago,โ I felt that in my core ๐๐๐๐๐๐
There was a job that required I spoke Mandarin. I lied and said I did because I doubted that I would ever have to use it. The manager was from Beijing. She opened up the meeting in Mandarin. I did not get the job.
She must've graduated from Duolingo because those sound exactly like Duolingo phrases ๐ญ
Somewhere on that plane the Japanese winter soldier just got activated
I know very BASIC Spanish after taking 5 years. Started a job where the majority of employees were immigrants from Central America. I didn't realize how you can actually communicate things so easily with just base knowledge of a language. What you learn can get you from the airport to the hotel, or show direction of intention, and can in the least create general conversation. It's lovely. Everything else you learn by exposure. There is no excuse to NOT learn a common foreign language.
While I did not appreciate your comment on my daughter, she does appreciate that you applogized for calling her fat.
ending it with "wakarimasen" is hilarious
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