@JakeCuster
If I can’t trust the sweaty man to tell me his honest opinion on lasagna, who can I trust?
@Caaaaaaate
I used to work at panera and everyone always talks about the “no onions” modification training video. It’s supposed to teach about the importance of getting everyone’s order 100% correct. They compare order accuracy to newborn babies getting mixed up at the hospital. It was something like “98% accuracy sounds great. BUt 2% WoULd bE a LoT oF bABieS sEnT tO tHE wRoNG fAmiLy!!!” and it goes on to show an example where a guy orders a sandwich with no onions and the line accidentally leaves them on. so the guy proceeds to be haunted by onions for the rest of the week and it starts raining onions and he falls to his knees dramatically and cries “I SAIID NOO ONIOONNNSSS”. Do with this information what you will.
@amywillows1419
Me: is having a bad day Danny, Drew, and Kurtis: "No."
@hopefulhyena3400
"stop calling me andrew because that's not my name" I have a friend named Drew. It is not short for anything. His name is just Drew. So when I want to use FULL NAME I say "Drawing".
@maeganmonster
"Is this a return or an exchange?" "Yes" as a retail worker I feel this in my veins
@panickedscorpio3308
The Game Stop skit hit way too hard for retail employees. “Is this an exchange or a return?” “Yes.”
@emmagsfa
"when you think of cleanliness, you think of rats" hey remy didn't walk on his two back paws in order to cook so that he could be slandered like this
@krnie100
I worked at Wendy's in the late 1980s and watched that video plus what seemed like countless hours of other weird videos only to be told by the manager that half of the stuff wasn't "done" at this particular Wendy's and that if we dropped a burger on the floor we should pick it up and serve it. Also, the second time I worked the cash register I served a man who stared at me in the most cold-blooded and terrifying manner while I took his order that I made my manager walk me to my car when I got off of work. It turned out he had committed 3 murders earlier that day in a neighboring state. Saw his picture on the evening news and my dad made me call the state police to give a statement. I think I lasted two months at that job.
@watakashe6072
On a more serious note, I really do hope you’re doing okay Drew.
@pixelatedbaddie2242
for some who don’t know: bowling for soup did the phineas and ferb theme song
@natenelson773
As someone who was a mascot in high school, the time out thing is also for kids that start getting rowdy (pulling on your suit, tail, ears, etc) so you signal your handler to get them tf off you before you have to drop kick them to Jupiter
@bmm1295
I worked for my city's parks and recreation department a few years ago. The training video was a 20 year old VHS tape, in which my dad was the main actor. He went through how to use a backpack weed sprayer without killing yourself, how to use a riding lawnmower without killing yourself, how to cut down trees without killing yourself. I came home from work the first day and he says "So... how did you like the training video?" Instant classic
@toastshine
it feels like Julie is trying too hard to flirt with her instructor i love it
@ToomanyFrancis
you might ask something like this: "Is it still hot out there?" or this: "Did you catch the game last night" or this: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" or this: "Do you ever hang around the gymnasium?" or this: "Ya like movies about gladiators?" or this: "Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"
@sapphicratuwu422
Julie looks so broken inside when the lady says “personal pan pizza” after she says “what more could a customer want. Like, Julie are you ok. It’s just pizza
@ogravesnesm1270
“What restaurant do you guys want to go to? The one with the sweaty man who makes us feel special!” That cracks me up
@yayco_rez
The founder of Wendy's doesn't look like he woke up from a nap, he look like he was straight up resurrected for this ad.
@QuinnLeeVideo
It's disturbing how the narrator of "shoplift tutorial" sound very professional and gentle. Was there like a prestigious school of shoplifting before?
@You-dont-get-to-know-1001
“What grade are you in at school?” “How old are you?” “Are you parents around?” “Do you have a boyfriend?” “Do you like older men?”
@benshawn5536