@unl0ck998
"3-4 hours, if you leave the room maybe 2" Brutal!
@abhia2810
"We inject the software in the customer's windows distribution" well...that aged well.
@scarymonkey3496
“Why was my phone so hot during the demo” “The android version mines monero in the background”
@TheOriginalJohnDoe
"What about making it readable" - "Who else needs to read this?" Welcome to the life of developers.
@MR_Stick
"Its my library" that's a flex
@ayudxt
Don't touch this , it's part of our infra.. lol
@zarkonesmall
"I rewrote all the things to Rust. Performance wasn't better so I rewrote it back."
@LibertyMonk
"Publicly!?" "Yeah, but it's super performant." Yeah, fair enough.
@ItsHeroGamers
Compilers do always be complaining fr
@pedxing
"it's my library." best line period. there is so much lore created in just this one statement. a complete other life that only they know about. love it.
@constantinefedotov8394
- Is that your diploma? - Yeah, I needed it for a visa. So true 🌚
@eliaserke5267
- Not everything needs a kernel patch, I just turned it on and off - What is that?? - Custom linux Had me cracking :DD
@GabeHandle
"you're good at front end too?" triggered me. I got PTSD from working with a 10x dev.
@Burgo361
Only missing the part where they get bored and move on leaving chaos in their wake
@NFSHeld
"Have you updated the Jira board?" "We don't need Jira anymore, I emptied the board anyway." "You emptied it?!" "Yeah I deleted all the items I did last weekend."
@flamakespark
"...we use tru-edge, we inject program into windows distro" - the first punchline and it's already perfect 😂
@opticalwipe-
I like to think this whole channel is just some guy procrastination from actually writing his first line of code.
@monad_tcp
I only used Haskell once, no one noticed, but there's an important routing piece of software in which $200M of transactions per month is passing thought it, no one knows how to do maintenance on that. I call that : "my retirement plan".
@zaneflow
The SSH vulnerability bit actually came true 💀
@programmersarealsohuman5909