"I'm here to spreadsheets not spread cheeks" Fucking Legend
"life is about balance, owning pepsi shares but doing coke at night" smart investments out here
Literally worked with ppl like this IRL π
"I'm in finance. That's means Me and my Father have a great relationship". Best line ever
"The name's Chet, Chet McCallister" This man is way too good at choosing the names for people you would want to punch in the face if you had the chance.
His body language accurately capture the way these people act too, why is this so accurate?
"I don't believe in astrology, if I wanna see a star I look in the mirror" Word!
As a finance bro, everything he said in this was 110% accurate.
2:13 The pigeon harassment had me CRYING-
βThe president? What company?β Judge a man by his questions not by his answers.
picks up Perrier βWhat year is this? 2023? Perfect πβ πππ
I matched with a finance bro on hinge and he literally talks about getting rich, he wears a Patagonia vest with his collared shirts, and today he asked me if I had any adderal he could buy off me. This was too spot on im deaddddd
I work the personal mail hour at a financial firm mailroom. Basically just offering the ability to send out mail without going to the post office for service. The catch is they gotta write us a check because of a policy that prevents us from handling cash. I'd say one out of every three has to pause and think for a minute or just straight up asks me how to write a check. These are people who make BIG decisions about money everyday.
"I'm here to spread sheets not spread cheeks." Mark that as the "Out of nowhere bars" of the Trevor Wallace Video Bingo
Here we see Trevor turning a vacation to New York into a tax write off π―
"I'm here to spread sheets, not spread cheeks"- Jeff bezo probably
Iβm mostly just genuinely impressed that he riffed so gd hard of this character he got 7 minutes of back to back bits out of it.
The real magic isnt the how perfect the character is (though that is pretty amazing), no, the real magic is how he can film as these characters in public spaces without dying of embarrassment.
As an ex-investment banker at a bulge bracket bank, I can confirm this is SPOT ON.
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