@igwar4140

The guy on the packaging is a polish strongman called Mariusz Pudzianowski who won a couple of "world's strongest man" competitions. I guess as a pole i'm proud that Mariusz is famous enough to be on a skechy medicine bottle XD

@splatana6660

The funniest part about this is that the drinks contain actual enhancement drugs (Viagra), but so much of it and with random chemicals it feels like someone just said "Yep, just dilute the Viagra with other "powerful" chemicals" and just sold that.

@ASolidOpinion

I fucking lost it at the "the room started getting darker" review.
"I drank this and started passing to the other side, 10/10".

@baronaarondewit1168

HE made those love potions

@witchqueennicolette

"If you must drink and drive, make it Yoyo" is the most dystopian thing I've seen in a long while.

@ENDZI0

I wonder if Mariusz Pudzianowski knows about him being used as some Jekonmo mascot

@ButterDog42069

Sounds an awful lot like a kind of witcher potion. Not many people can handle it, but if they can, it gives them immense inhuman power. Side effects may include death

@CanadaPlayz48

He lore is everywhere now, even outside of the poorly translated history series

@nerfitup3526

I can't believe HE tested those love potions

@MicrowavedAlastair5390

God bless all food/drug administrations with enough power to prevent us from mindlessly eating arsenic.

@prestongarvey2599

The reason why HE is so powerful and keeps getting stronger is because HE constantly drinks one bottle of each male power branded bitter every day, it’s what gives him his power

@darthplagueis13

"Kills mice in testing". Excellent. I've been looking for something to treat my chronic mouse infestation with...

@stykytte

That Yoyo stuff was being sold in my local dodgy corner shop here in the UK along with some of the other "under the counter" products from far flung corners of the earth. The owner would offer a selection to all his "dear friends" who were "like brothers" to him within 2 seconds of walking into his shop for the first time, and he would say "Just for you my brother, tell no-one!" but then say "please to tell your friends and come to me!". Guy was selling these random "herbal mixtures" along with Khat, coca leaf chew stuff I recognised from a documentary about South America, "spice" and a whole range of those "it's not illegal *yet*" designer drug capsules in the bright foil wrappers. The guy was a menace, I was both relieved but saddened when the UK trading standards lot came and shut him down. No-where else sold not quite out of date Nourishment shakes for 60p when everyone else was selling them for a quid.

@AleksandrNevskiyu

HE drank 10 bottles of Jekonmo to fly around the moon 10 times. If Jekonmo exists 99 years, now we know why HE became so strong during WW2 and after.

@MyPhobo

"Everything was fading, and getting dark. I saw a bright light beckoning me forward into it." 9/10 stars

@osheridan

0:58 I hate it when I'm on my period and my uterus becomes an avocado

@alm5992

I love how "He" follows you everywhere. You can't escape, for He's played this game twice before!

@Edward-cb5fc

The jekonmo guy looks a lot like he. He does indeed have great man power.

@lurkanidipine

“For spiritual and personal reasons I cannot consume arsenic”

@D2RCR

Is this how HE gets his energy?