@johnrelluf3916
The five dislikes are from victims of a code brown
@doughboy_503
I was listening to this audio offline while on airplane going to California. Got me dying af 🤣💀
@princetonfrancisco9134
He's right about the 3 back seats ...it's the same as it is on the Greyhound Bus --that's why it's always a staple to bring a small bottle of original Pine-Sol to dump "in" the toilet, so the smell gets neutralized for at least the next 1,000 miles ;)
@jovanjanevski3747
The oxygen masks on planes are for when someone cuts it.
@thedarkdojo5115
President Hathaway: "Okay someone set the terror level to Code Brown, 'cause I need to change my pants..."
@Scytherene122190
"..and they build and they build until they reach CRITICAL FART DENSITY!!! C.F.D."
@njyearta
LOVE the fart humor!!
@TheSnakeboy11
Carlin up there fartin'...
@tarrasque419
"Super saver feces" hahahaha
@M2theIdget726
very serious, what he's talking about. LME Lethal Methane Excretions
@TheAshenCrow
This comedy is so dark... I like it lol :D
@GeorgeCarlinCentral
This is a bootleg recording from 2002. This piece must've been either cut from the Complaints and Grievances show, or just completely abandoned altogether
@spb7883
Farts cause our first smiles in life. To not joke about them is thus inhuman. To not laugh at those jokes is in turn the most egregious form of snobbery.
@BigAngryPhil
Never heard this bit LOL
@makinbac0n
Toxic Flatulence Incidents...LMFAO
@davidspinney2664
farts are just sh#t without the mess
@Terlin1466
I don't remember this one when one of this from.
@justinbarney6286
Whenever I plan a trip and I fly, I only eat ice cream, and cabbage soup w/corn and texas pete before my trip. And the are 2 factors: 1.) I'm lactose intolerant and 2.) I usually have a bowel movement every 7 days(give-or-take). But just in case I haven't gone yet(while waiting to board), I chug a bottle castor oil. All of this just to mess with people in 1st class ;)
@dillonmacpherson3350
I wonder why he didn't include this bit in Life is Worth Losing
@PamelaRP