“What’d you put in your hair?” “KUM”
“Mazda LaPuta” is crazy work! 💀 I spit my drink out when I heard it 🤣
“Child Predator Hands” 💀
"yo, what do you drive?" "a Mitsubishi jerker."
I beat blaxx. 👮
Bro "i.Beat blaxx" is a wild name 🤣
The mp3 player is absolutely devious
(Pajero - Wanker) for those wondering
The Mitsubishi Wanker is wild lol
My dad works in manufacturing, and some of the parts they are making are being shipped to a company in china called “Fun Hole”.
Sambucha saying "pajero" AND "laputa" was not on my 2025 bingo card 😭
Person 1: “I have child predator hands” Person 2: “Oh, you bought those too?” Person 1: “What? I was born with them”
"babe, your hair smeels so good! What shampoo did you use?" "kum" 💀💀💀💀
"They called child predator hands" I laughed so hard out of nowhere I literally had to run to the toilet 😂😂😂
The first one is just... Something else.. 💀💀
Here in Norway they sold cat food labeled “Pussi as Good as it Looks”. They re-branded to Latz.
“Child predator hands” bro what 💀😭
I can’t with “Finger Marie” 😭
The mp3 was named by IG reel commenters 💀
@logi-a