@ToggleHelm
Remember: The only point of HP that matters is the last one.
@thefunkyfish5640
As a tank main, I can confirm healers aren't sweet, innocent individuals who use their powers to help others, they're cruel sadistic bastards who are fully aware that you're entirely dependent on them to survive and would drop you without a moments hesitation
@Halinspark
Healers: For when your idea of relaxing is trying to keep several suicidal toddlers from sticking forks in the wall sockets while also accomplishing chores.
@TwisteDxBoi
"Healers are supposed to heal!" We call ourselves a "healer" because we heal allies and send enemies to ER
@PBandJebby
If I had a dollar for every time I had a bad tank in the party while I was healer, I could finally pay their sub
@elstrumva5783
The summary of healers "I decide when you live or die, if this battle is won or lost. That's right, I'm the white mage, AND NO BODY MESSES with the white mage"
@Tokumastu1
" If you're a healer chances are you have a god complex" Me a TF2 medic main: Yes, and your point is.
@pixiesnakes4293
"The minimum number of hit points a party member needs to be at is one" Me, a GNB "THY WILL BE DONE, BROTHER!" *presses Superbolide"
@GippyHappy
Once again Jocrap will teach me everything about a game I've never played.
@Jon_the_Wizard
Ah yes, healer DPS, or as I prefer to call it, “preventative medicine.”
@demiurge2763
DPS: Healer, you suck! Uninstall the game! Healer: So you have chosen death.
@Kyrinson
"I Can't Esuna Stupid" - JoCat, 2021. Best quote of the year.
@Cerula17
My "god complex" as a healer is mostly just my soul growing ever more bitter every time I roulette with a tank that doesn't use mitigation and gets mad when they die because I ran out of MP even after popping lucid.
@VanessaVersus
"the ability to never run out of mana" Cries in endwalker
@rhawkas2637
"I can't Esuna stupid" Having played healers in MMORPGs, I can relate to this so much. T_T
@SwerveStarEx
"Rest in peace, Carby" hits different if you're a Puyo Puyo fan. XD
@DrakGamestein
4:05 scribbling in notebook Don't mind me, just saving that one for my raid group later.
@mateuszbanaszak4671
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD LILLY" ~ when the Khorn Berserker wants to hawe a garden
@zeehero7280
you know sage is kinda unique here as sage doesn't want to let the tank get too low unless all the enemies are almost dead, since sage lacks the tools to burst heal much. However sage toolkit is designed for heavy mititgation WHILE dealing damage that also heals the tank as you deal damage. making it the one healer all about KEEPING tank high HP WHILE dpsing, as one and the same.
@Zedrinbot