@nirvanaisdeshit

Jokes aside, I'm pretty scared of publishing my book once it's finished..

@thecupidintraining

I wrote a book (when I was seven). Please buy it. It's approved by my parents.

Did I mention I wrote a book?

@royal9743

Does your book really ciontain time traveling Nazis, Ninjas, Dinosaurs, Knights, glowing swords, [...] and a guy named Vand? I'll consider buying it if you say yes!

@dashelgr123

I bought your book. Now please please please let my brother go.

@QuetzalOvejasElectricas

Damn that subliminal message on 3:17 is sure hard to read!

@raechelback5748

So about the whole uh... "keeping my family hostage" thing. Yeah, um. It's really okay. You can keep them anyway. Really it's... please don't give them back it's okay.

@AlexGoldhill

Just brought your book. There had better be weather in it.

@eveningdim7167

I read your actual feelings on marketing on that link you provided; and I gotta say, I've had similiar. Not in books, but in other wares.

This seller at an anime convention made my friends and me bear thru a...conversation...because I looked at his wares. He had this Poison Ivy scale-armor with a flower, and it happened to be my aesthetic, so I admired it while walking in a different direction and he made us go over there anyways. We were 14-15. 

It costed HUNDREDS of dollars, partially because he used an unusually slow, but useless, way of bonding the chain links together.

 I have no idea why this guy thought a few 14 year olds would have the money to buy a frikkin' scale armor bikini that wouldn't even fit me. Our cosplays were terrible and ragged, hand sewn. Mostly made from thrift store clothes (Ash, Misty, and Gary).

Still, he wasted our time. He told us ALL about his wares and wouldn't let us leave (we were 14, we weren't allowed to dismiss adults just like that!). He tried to convince me to buy this $50 bracelet, and it's like, I didn't have the money to buy that. And even if I did, I certainly wouldn't because I was neither interested in unprotective armor (I was a fantasy-loving teen, not a fashionable adult) nor did I like rude people selling their wares. I have no idea why he targeted someone who obviously couldn't be a customer, that turned me off from buying ANY of his wares in the future.

@CrimsonFox36

In the world of literature, the first thing the reader sees is the cover, so you have to make yours stand out from the rest. have a vaguely drawn manifestation of the main character stand in the middle of a bleak, repetitive environment filtered in monochrome; his back turned and walking away from the reader. this will show how serious, edgy, and gritty, the story will be.  accurately portraying the themes of the book.

@yourmom9931

You forgot having a beautifully designed cover made by your friend who's a professional artist.You have to make sure it looks like a sci if fantasy  epic or paranormal horror and it doesn't need to have anything to do with the story to attract that massive demographic.If someone calls you out on having that cover you can scream at them for being an ignorant plebian who doesn't understand symbolism.

@charleseleggat8836

I love the way you replace "has no other writing credits" with "His best selling book". Brilliant :D

@TheDefterus

Fun Fact, his book actually has all of those things he lists :p

@reubenfrench6288

"My book has weather in it!"

You made me choke on my cookie! >:(

@Wrennbird

You forgot to mention going onto other's pages and shamelessly promoting your own content. Piggybacking off the far more successful creators is a great way to show others what you have created! And if the creator's followers show irritation at this, it's fine! Just add an empty apology at the very beginning of the comment then continuing with your self-promotion anyway! People will see your apology and give pity to you! Also remember to include a link! And if these people don't support you, then your content was too good for them anyway!

@fireflocs

So how we do ACTUALLY plug something we made?

@KipTM

2:34 - 2:50 J.K. Rowling?

@guicaldo7164

"Nice weather we are having today."

"My book has weather in it!"

I died.

@14112ido

Did I just watch 4:50 minutes of shameless promotion ?

@superfrodo4

Hay did you write a book. I think i heard something about you writing a book.

@musictoyourears664

I never knew I had your book its sitting next to me now