@AlexGoldhill
Just brought your book. There had better be weather in it.
@yourmom9931
You forgot having a beautifully designed cover made by your friend who's a professional artist.You have to make sure it looks like a sci if fantasy epic or paranormal horror and it doesn't need to have anything to do with the story to attract that massive demographic.If someone calls you out on having that cover you can scream at them for being an ignorant plebian who doesn't understand symbolism.
@CrimsonFox36
In the world of literature, the first thing the reader sees is the cover, so you have to make yours stand out from the rest. have a vaguely drawn manifestation of the main character stand in the middle of a bleak, repetitive environment filtered in monochrome; his back turned and walking away from the reader. this will show how serious, edgy, and gritty, the story will be. accurately portraying the themes of the book.
@raechelback5748
So about the whole uh... "keeping my family hostage" thing. Yeah, um. It's really okay. You can keep them anyway. Really it's... please don't give them back it's okay.
@njb1126
A story about a writer so desperate to promote that he goes from annoying to dangerous could make an intriguing story
@guicaldo7164
"Nice weather we are having today." "My book has weather in it!" I died.
@TheDefterus
Fun Fact, his book actually has all of those things he lists :p
@superfrodo4
Hay did you write a book. I think i heard something about you writing a book.
@charleseleggat8836
I love the way you replace "has no other writing credits" with "His best selling book". Brilliant :D
@QuetzalOvejasElectricas
Damn that subliminal message on 3:17 is sure hard to read!
@14112ido
Did I just watch 4:50 minutes of shameless promotion ?
@thecupidintraining
I wrote a book (when I was seven). Please buy it. It's approved by my parents. Did I mention I wrote a book?
@reubenfrench6288
"My book has weather in it!" You made me choke on my cookie! >:(
@Wrennbird
You forgot to mention going onto other's pages and shamelessly promoting your own content. Piggybacking off the far more successful creators is a great way to show others what you have created! And if the creator's followers show irritation at this, it's fine! Just add an empty apology at the very beginning of the comment then continuing with your self-promotion anyway! People will see your apology and give pity to you! Also remember to include a link! And if these people don't support you, then your content was too good for them anyway!
@royal9743
Does your book really ciontain time traveling Nazis, Ninjas, Dinosaurs, Knights, glowing swords, [...] and a guy named Vand? I'll consider buying it if you say yes!
@nirvanaisdeshit
Jokes aside, I'm pretty scared of publishing my book once it's finished..
@musictoyourears664
I never knew I had your book its sitting next to me now
@shamanik1320
Oh man, the saving yourself from giggling at the "creator-friendly" remark you can hear is a fucking riot.
@ShidaiTaino
At 3:17 "Subliminal messages are also a great way to sell your work." In the background is a mind control swirl and the words "you will buy my book." The bottom of the video has 4 lines of "YOU WILL BUY MY BOOK!" in bold.
@dashelgr123