@aizey-2748

0% on Rotten Tomatoes is insanely hard to do; it's basically an achievement in itself.

@JustAHuman101

"they lock eyes at the concert and immediately sense a connection" not a literal FANFIC TROPE being in this movie

@DepressoEspresso1

this video is like listening to someone trying to explain their dream to you

@graphite2786

jThe best bit is when he says, " Im the Weeknd" and Ortega says "I'm Wednesday" and they play Fortnite on Monday and Friday

@Ant05b

you’re telling me The Weeknd can release this pile of hot garbage but markiplier is STILL struggling to get a company to help him release iron lung

@trolley01

Having a character analyse your music to your own self-insert in a film you wrote is diabolical. Bro wrote a fanfic about himself.

@thatguywithahat7340

Movie theater employee here: I was cleaning theaters when I accidentally walked into one theater showing this movie early so it was still playing and from the few minutes I watched of it out of sheer curiosity it was terrible

@1987nobody

Let's not sleep on the fact that poor Charlie over here was so bored watching this that he started taking notes mid-film

@Mysterymeateater

The weeknd paying for a woman 15 years younger than him to glaze him and his music for 1 hour and 45 minutes. Cinema

@MVangelmx

Jenna girl, the bills cannot be this high

@Thatguy-v4z

2:13 Any smart person can fake stupidity, but a stupid person cannot fake smartidity

@danielpenrodii2389

Jenna was also an executive producer for this film. Her agent needs to hold an intervention for her ASAP.

@ACodAmongstMen

It's crazy that I just didn't hear about this, no trailers, ads, I went to the theater for thunderbolts* and it wasn't even a preview or one of those things outside.

@fruity.fruition

0 on debut is actually impressive

@97nelsn

When The Weeknd said “It’s Weeknd Time” the whole theatre erupted into cheers and fireworks were coming out of the screen. Truly an experience to watch one of the movies of all time.

@zoeledwards6617

Charlie demonic burp at 9:50 is more poetic than that Weeknd movie.

@JamezGrimm

Reading the positive reviews really gives you some insight in just how little some people need to be entertained or how pompous some people are. It’s like reading a review by a person who would have gotten fooled by Payless pretending to sell designer shoes.

@Shambles27

There's no way bro made a self insert version of misery lmao

@emmetriley22

Maybe the Weeknd should stick to his day job

@HowardMiller-z5v

I didn’t think it was possible to make something that flops harder than Snow White within the same year. Incredible