@JeffSu
the IT department after hearing about this: "you're welcome"
@bigounce5700
"I received both of them", it's too relatable with 2 factor codes
@PoojaDutt
Hahaha “I don’t have read access” and “I don’t know how” are the two most common phrases I use at work 😅😅
@omnimode4804
Performance REview: Worked under immense pressure and handled conflicts gracefully using effective communication. Results was win-win situation and the client was happy with the compromise(snacks). he will be back for more.
@Exile559
The way food jumped in price over the last year, makes leaving the shotgun at the end and stealing the food extremely relatable.
@blueredingreen
"You both met expectations for what employees should do when being robbed. Unfortunately, we expect employees here to exceed expectations. We'll have to give you a warning for not meeting the expectation of exceeding expectations."
@thatoneguy5583
“EVEN I KNOW THAT WILL TAKE WEEKS!” I work as an IT, that part made me smile and laugh. Cause he is not wrong.
@mae3409
For real tho, when I was working as a cashier for a small grocery shop, one quiet afternoon, a guy came in as I was alone (my boss upstairs) and pulled a knife and asked me to open the cash register. I had both my hands up and said I couldn’t because I needed the key and I wasn’t qualified to have it. I begged for a while and proposed to call my boss upstairs to open it but he didn’t want me to use my phone, obviously. After a minute or two, he just gave up, probably seeing a customer arrive in the shop and he left without hurting me. Scariest sh*t I’ve ever been through. I realized later that I could easily have opened the cash register with a simple command on the screen but I completely forgot in the heat of the moment.
@52flyingbicycles
For once, cyber security actually did its job.
@Khangst
“Im not gonna leave this place empty handed” Leaves gun 😂
@felisd
When he said, "I have to file a ticket with IT," I legit yelled, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" 😆😆😆
@reiito8727
1:08 "I received both of them" LMAO so subtle yet so funny.
@kofifiadjoe5013
Cant believe I felt like I was watching three people in a room. Great acting Joma
@adamtarnowski343
One of the software companies I worked for went under because we did exactly what we were told by the CEO, so if you are a robber, consider staying with banks and jewelers because in tech getting us to do what we're told is just the beginning of your problems.
@colin8696908
When you hack a company, and then you realize you know more about the company infrastructure than the people working there so you just apply for a job instead.
@ELLIOTCHOY
my equity hasn’t fully vested yet 😂
@HandlelessTML
Receiving two 2FA texts because the first one didn't send fast enough is actually very relatable
@kanden27
Separation of duties is made for this exact situation. Also to prevent fraud too.
@richardslingwine3197
I've been in IT 33 years, that was funny as hell! I'll just do the work myself or do without rather than put in a ticket. They're just going to route it back to me anyway.
@thejus_cp