@jjffyy

When the "hot single ladies in your area" ad was actually telling the truth.

@MastuhPayne

“Why did it take you 5 hours to get home?” 

“Massageee”

@gbar7720

They're just sayin "Wassup G"

@clinteckert5646

They're just asking if he wants to train with Master Jee, so he can start his hero arc

@ThePaddFella

Dudes experiencing human pop ups

@andrewmosley2588

This is disgusting behavior. Where exactly in Osaka is this? Like exactly.

@GhostOfSnuffles

This is how Odysseus felt while listening to the sirens.

@SANavodKa

This is the side they don't show you. I'm so disappointed. Please give me the exact location by latitude and longitude as well as street name so I can avoid this place on my next trip to osaka.

@DanimalUpchurch

"Are you ever leaving Osaka?"
..... "I try everyday"

@cardiacdrummer5443

Dude is passing by every one of the side quests

@pr3modeling239

"You ok? You look dehydrated."
"Well I just came 15 times in 3 blocks. "

@youshouldwatchevangelion6438

I’m pretty sure this “Musashi” guy died around like 400 years ago but I’m glad to see the Japanese are still so in touch with their history! :)

@Dinkleberg1

And this is why dude is gonna be stuck at 50% story mode completion

@EVnationWrestler

"It's like I'm dying of thirst while watching another man drown."

@Lesardah

Man, I hope all these nice ladies find their missing friend. Massa Jee must be a really sweet guy.

@TwentytenS4B8

Bro is on his way to defeat the final boss....."MASSAGGEE!!"

@asphaltannihilator157

This is horrifying. What block between which cross streets should I be avoiding forever? How long does it take to get there from Boston airport? Sickening. I hope I never accidentally end up in that exact location.

@matramaxro

- Why didn't you come home? 
- I kept getting ads

@artywolve

The "Usually harmless if you ignore them" has me imagining that one percent just transform into fucking harpies when they get rejected or something XD

@not-a-boar3148

"So anyway i started blastin!"