@MastuhPayne
“Why did it take you 5 hours to get home?” “Massageee”
@gbar7720
They're just sayin "Wassup G"
@clinteckert5646
They're just asking if he wants to train with Master Jee, so he can start his hero arc
@ThePaddFella
Dudes experiencing human pop ups
@andrewmosley2588
This is disgusting behavior. Where exactly in Osaka is this? Like exactly.
@GhostOfSnuffles
This is how Odysseus felt while listening to the sirens.
@SANavodKa
This is the side they don't show you. I'm so disappointed. Please give me the exact location by latitude and longitude as well as street name so I can avoid this place on my next trip to osaka.
@DanimalUpchurch
"Are you ever leaving Osaka?" ..... "I try everyday"
@cardiacdrummer5443
Dude is passing by every one of the side quests
@pr3modeling239
"You ok? You look dehydrated." "Well I just came 15 times in 3 blocks. "
@youshouldwatchevangelion6438
I’m pretty sure this “Musashi” guy died around like 400 years ago but I’m glad to see the Japanese are still so in touch with their history! :)
@Dinkleberg1
And this is why dude is gonna be stuck at 50% story mode completion
@EVnationWrestler
"It's like I'm dying of thirst while watching another man drown."
@Lesardah
Man, I hope all these nice ladies find their missing friend. Massa Jee must be a really sweet guy.
@TwentytenS4B8
Bro is on his way to defeat the final boss....."MASSAGGEE!!"
@asphaltannihilator157
This is horrifying. What block between which cross streets should I be avoiding forever? How long does it take to get there from Boston airport? Sickening. I hope I never accidentally end up in that exact location.
@matramaxro
- Why didn't you come home? - I kept getting ads
@artywolve
The "Usually harmless if you ignore them" has me imagining that one percent just transform into fucking harpies when they get rejected or something XD
@not-a-boar3148
"So anyway i started blastin!"
@jjffyy