“Why did it take you 5 hours to get home?” “Massageee”
They're just sayin "Wassup G"
They're just asking if he wants to train with Master Jee, so he can start his hero arc
Dudes experiencing human pop ups
This is disgusting behavior. Where exactly in Osaka is this? Like exactly.
This is how Odysseus felt while listening to the sirens.
This is the side they don't show you. I'm so disappointed. Please give me the exact location by latitude and longitude as well as street name so I can avoid this place on my next trip to osaka.
"Are you ever leaving Osaka?" ..... "I try everyday"
Dude is passing by every one of the side quests
"You ok? You look dehydrated." "Well I just came 15 times in 3 blocks. "
I’m pretty sure this “Musashi” guy died around like 400 years ago but I’m glad to see the Japanese are still so in touch with their history! :)
And this is why dude is gonna be stuck at 50% story mode completion
"It's like I'm dying of thirst while watching another man drown."
Man, I hope all these nice ladies find their missing friend. Massa Jee must be a really sweet guy.
Bro is on his way to defeat the final boss....."MASSAGGEE!!"
This is horrifying. What block between which cross streets should I be avoiding forever? How long does it take to get there from Boston airport? Sickening. I hope I never accidentally end up in that exact location.
- Why didn't you come home? - I kept getting ads
The "Usually harmless if you ignore them" has me imagining that one percent just transform into fucking harpies when they get rejected or something XD
"So anyway i started blastin!"
@jjffyy