@HopePapernacky

“Bro, your kidney”
“What about it?”
“g e t  r i d  o f  i t”

@animeisstinky123

Hey dude you're on water 

* jumps in fire pit *

@acsokolowski

therapist: "what's that?"
me: [sadly] "depression"
therapist: [comfortingly] "just get rid of it"

@jake_saurus

2:30 i love how the cars honking is the same car horn the whole time its honking so you can tell its just one car. that guy must be really desperate

@jessicaowens8719

"At the end of the day, they aren't hurting anyone."
Throwing shoes into traffic, chasing people with only underwear, and streaking in a crowded area

@Lady.of.sorrows

Jackson OhDon’tHurtMe

@rhysbfilm

Life hack: When you’re stuck in a desert and are dying of thirst, just yell “you’re on fire, bro” and you’ll instantly find the nearest body of water

@galaxyyyy7280

As someone with social anxiety it is absolutely wild to me how confident these guys are in public

@ANTLERWRAITH

"Bro, your single status?"
"What about it bro"
pulls out ring "Get rid of it bro"
tears up "Bro..."

@chefcesar7444

"These pranks aren't hurting anybody"
flashes back to a few minutes ago where they could have caused a car accident with shoe throwing

@AngelicDetective86

"I would require a LOT of convincing to get naked in a Starbucks" - Danny Gonzalez

@myloveisgod

that "you're on fire, bro" prank feels like something mordecai and rigby would've done to each other lmao

@Logicneverworks

Everyone in that Starbucks looked like they were in a hostage situation

@plohka1141

“There’s a spider on you”
“No there’s not”
“There’s a spider on you”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEAEAEAEEEEAEEE

@why_oh_elle

Danny: "these pranks arent hurting anybody"
A guy: * throws his shoes potentially provoking a car accident *
People: * running from Starbucks terrified from naked screaming guy *

@trevigriffin2225

5:13 - SPLOOSH!  (Best Danny sound ever.  Closely followed by hissed "What do you want" in Danny and Drew's fan fiction reading....)

@ammyammyammy

"Get Rid Of It" is the new "Stop That"

@Cutelilgecko

Fun fact: piercers often refuse to put hoops into a fresh piercing, meaning he likely already had the piercing

@alexisfaith1618

Child: is born

Doctor: “gEt RiD oF iT”