@eyb0ss317

“Mark, keep your arms at least 30 inches apart at all times to display an open and welcoming disposition”

@libbeytds

Theo hit Mark with that coffee question before his language pack was fully loaded

@nocoatofsugar6205

Mark definitely recorded this whole podcast with his Meta glasses so that he can review the game tape and spot any malfunctions in his human imitation software.

@phantomking61

This conversation feels like when you try to push two magnets together

@alekovine

Theo will probably have the new pope on his next podcast.

@nrphilli

Zuck: "My wife's pretty chill"
Theo: "She's a chillionaire, huh"

@choppaa4204

This feels like two guys trapped in an elevator

@outdoorgearreviews8502

“I’m raw dogging reality”

-Billionaire, with helicopters, security teams, Hawaiian tunnels, etc

@eliasdotcamara

I can feel my data being collected just by watching this

@123kodee1

Mark got the glasses translating Theo and telling him when to laugh

@BebopVox

"you look like a guy who watched a youtube video on how to be human" to his face that's wild lol

@AnthonySolino-y7n

Two guys with the sprinkle of the tisim interviewing each either😂😂 this was gold

@IgotSIX12s

When Mark cusses he sounds like a kid who just got permission to do it for the first time

@cal7489

Bro doesn’t drink coffee, he drinks WD-40

@Chris-e5r

Zuck told his stylist to set him on 'relatable' mode

@craigthiery1623

The best part of Theo’s podcasts are reading the comments because the stuff written out is hilarious 😂

@talzO9

theo is on the craziest guest run of all time

@modehst

What’s crazy is his next episode will be like “A Gas Station Clerk”

@lcgmilllz3514

Theo’s contact list got everything from billionaires to guys who can skin a deer with a spoon.

@gordonwalters407

i cant believe he said, "i wish that people did what i wanted them to do" unironically