Ok, so maybe I'm not really king of the world...
more like it's watcher... kinda like a security guard who's supposed to report back to the king of the world when things start going off track.
And boy, have they gone off track in the last hundred years or so...
For example, whoever invented raisin and oatmeal cookies has practically single handedly doomed your world to oblivion just out of spite for inventing such a foul concoction...
Then there's the more practical gripe that gold fish are not a form of currency and yet the word "gold" is right there in the name for king's sakes...
And don't get me started on people who ramble in the description boxes on youtube videos... they are some of the most pretentious, megalomaniacs one has ever met...
Seriously Earth, snap to or you will be going to way of the people on Mars (Or as it used to be called by its inhabitants: Hogioanoogrnaonoaowafndkdajiowns!)
Mr. Mediocre Gamer
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