best 🏐 player??

cough cough. im sick 🤒


i have corona and my vb tryouts are this weekend i hate everything. hopefully i’m fine by then tho.

benefits:

be the best volleyball player on the planet. Be perfect at every vb position. You are perfect at spiking, volleying, bumping, blocking and picking up hits.

you are quick on your feet, like insanely fast, you can run across the court within seconds and always pick up the ball.

You have perfect ball control. Everytime you serve, bump, or set it goes everywhere you want.

All coaches love you. you are the team captain. You got on the team effortlessly.

Have a natural instinct for where the ball will hit and be able to pick it up quickly. Your team always wins all your games.

Be super confident and friendly. you are always on the court with friends. people love you. People always want you on their team. You can join a random game and be confident and play well. You never drop any hits and people are in awe of your skills.

Have high stamina and endurance. be able to catch your breath easily and never be out of breath. You can workout and run for hours without ever feeling tired. It is insane how fast your reflexes are. you are a super healthy and fit person. You have a fit and healthy body that can play sports amazingly.

You run super fast and never run out of breath or tire.

you are immune to cramping from working out. Heart rate and health is always stable and healthy. Immune to sweating and having body odour even when running for long periods of time. Have perfect breath control.


there’s more but wtv