30 Days of Savage Recalibration 💪✨ | No Pukesters Allowed

This wasn’t a transformation. This was a recalibration, brother.
30 days. 4.4 lbs. 7 inches. And a whole lotta Savage madness.
I’m not reinventing myself — I’m realigning, rehydrating, and wrecking midlife complacency.

✨ Cream rises to the top, baby.
🎸 Fueled by journaling, walks, and cottage cheese.
🧠 Inspired by Rick Rubin’s The Creative Act and powered by chaos.

Godspeed, my dudes.
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Just a Middle-Aged Woman Screaming into the Void.

Welcome to Boomin’ Granny, where midlife meets chaos, transformation, and a little bit of questionable decision-making.

🔥 What You'll Find Here:
-Midlife transformation & self-growth
-Ukulele (probably struggling through it)
-Real-life humor & relatable chaos
-Fitness, glow-up journey, and trying to get my life together

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