Agile is dead (again)

Agile is dead (again)

(Verse 1) I woke up this morning, feeling kinda blue, Agile is dead again, this can't be true. Yet Consultants came in, sold us on the light, And now our processes are a tangled fight.

(Chorus) Oh, Agile’s dead again, can’t you see? These Frameworks and coaches, it’s a mockery. We tried to make it work, but it’s all a lie, Now we’re stuck in meetings, just wanna cry.

(Verse 2) Coaching sessions, they go on and on, Stand-ups too, until the break of dawn. Coaches with their buzzwords, telling us what’s best, But all these agile practices put us to the test.

(Chorus) Oh, Agile’s dead again, can’t you see? Frameworks and coaches, it’s a mockery. We tried to make it work, but it’s all a lie, Now we’re stuck in meetings, just wanna cry. (Bridge) Kanban boards and Scrum, they promised us the moon, But now we’re just a mess, singing a sad tune. User stories, backlogs, it’s all a painful grind, In this agile chaos, we’re losing our minds.

(Bridge) Kanban boards and Scrum, they promised us the moon, But now we’re just a mess, singing a sad tune. User stories, backlogs, it’s all a painful grind, In this agile chaos, we’re losing our minds.

(Verse 3) Consultants packed their bags, left us in the lurch, Now we’re just a ghost town, searching for some merch. Processes and frameworks, they all led us astray, In this Agile nightmare, we’ve lost our way.

(Chorus) Oh, Agile’s dead again, can’t you see? Frameworks and coaches, it’s a mockery. We tried to make it work, but it’s all a lie, Now we’re stuck in meetings, just wanna cry.

(Outro) But maybe Agile’s not dead, just finding its way, Evolving and changing, in the light of day. We will adapt, learn from the past, In this VUCA journey, feedback loops is going to make us last.